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Cinq Section 5 Director
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Ah! Please, come thee hither!
The child strode through the alley, excitement clear in her eyes. Following closely behind her was a woman with a small notepad in her hands.
Interviewer
(???)
W-wait... But the purpose of this interview was to learn about the kind of jobs that the Cinq Association would take?
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Thou art learning, at this very moment!
Interviewer
(???)
No, we're just taking a stroll through the alleys...
The woman, fidgeting with the notepad, was growing increasingly and visibly disappointed.
When she landed this interview, she was excited at the prospect of learning more of the Cinq Association's work environment, which has remained rather obscure until now...
And here she was, tagging along to this director's leisurely afternoon stroll about the alleyways.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Tsk tsk, thou art yet to understand!
Yet the child's nonchalance was unrelenting, as she grinned and wagged her index finger at the woman.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
I ask thee! What dost thou think the primary function of the Cinq Association is?
Interviewer
(???)
Well... it's a dueling association, isn't it?
Interviewer
(???)
You fight duels in your clients' stead... and stuff like that, right?
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Ha ha! Forsooth, thou art indeed yet to understand!
Interviewer
(???)
...You're not about to tell me that you seek out evildoers to duel them in the name of justice, are you?
Interviewer
(???)
It's not like you guys are pretending to be 'bringers of justice' or anything like that. There were reports claiming that you had some odd delusions of grandeur, but that'd be preposterous.
Interviewer
(???)
I mean, you couldn't possibly have gotten so far in this industry with such a childish philosophy, right?
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Ahem! Khm...
She coughed as though the interviewer had touched upon a sensitive subject, but responded confidently.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Patently not... of course. I must say, mine motivation was something of a more practical nature.
As they walked out of the alleyway...
Two people, surrounded by a large crowd and appearing ready to throw down, came into view.
Interviewer
(???)
What is this...? Was there a request?
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Nay! I have relayed what request there was to other members of the Association.
Interviewer
(???)
Then what is...
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Dost thou see now? 'Tis too commonplace an occurrence, kerfuffles such as this, in these alleys.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Thus~
Fight Spectator
(???)
I-it's the Cinq Association!
Bullied Citizen
(???)
O-oh boy, am I glad to have one of you here! Lemme request you to duel in my stead!
Agitated Citizen
(???)
Wha- Oh, you cheeky little... M-me, too!
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Now now, calm thyselves! Now explain-what hath transpired here?
Hearing what the two had to say, the child took off one of her gloves...
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Ahem. Then mine client has been decided!
And hurled it at the one standing opposite of her.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
There are rules and etiquette to proposing a proper duel!
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
I cannot forgive thee, knave, thou who holler with nary a care for such things!
Agitated Citizen
(???)
Agh... You son of a...
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Alas, I must wonder what part of this noble duel request irks thee so.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Now step aside, dear interviewer!
The child drew her sword from the waist and readied herself.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Allez!
The duel ended swiftly, with the defeat of the one that had been slapped by the glove.
Interviewer
(???)
Amazing... Such haste!
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
This was naught to be amazed about. Ah, Make thy payment for the request to this address.
The child handed a card to the profusely bowing client before returning to the interviewer.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
Heroes fighting in the name of justice... Indeed, such a notion may appear childish in the City.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
If performed in the form of "business" such as this, however, they consider it a real result worth counting.
Don Quixote
(Cinq Section 5 Director)
And that is my compromise. What say you, is it still a childish delusion?
With that, she smiled radiantly.