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LCCB Assistant Manager

Panicking Colleague (LCCB)
Enemy inbound! 100 meters!
Anxious Colleague (LCCB)
Crap… We’re out of ammo, too…
It was a clear emergency. The darkly clad children were terrified by an unknown threat with which they didn’t know how to deal.
Anxious Colleague (LCCB)
Dammit… Should’ve known bringing less to save the company budget was a bad call!
Panicking Colleague (LCCB)
Not like we could earn a better review from HR or anything, so why’d… Ope.
The child’s mouth went shut, for it suddenly dawned on them that their gun had stopped firing its projectiles.
Panicking Colleague (LCCB)
…25 meters.
Anxious Colleague (LCCB)
So this is the end for us…
That’s when their savior appeared, waving her golden-hour hair.
Ishmael (LCCB Assistant Manager)
Relax you two. I’ll take charge from here.
Panicking Colleague (LCCB)
…Ms. Ishmael!
With her shield raised, the child stared down her oncoming foe with unwavering resolve.
Ishmael (LCCB Assistant Manager)
This is Ishmael. I’ve joined up with the team at Operation Site BA21. Will help them wipe out the damn rats. Over.
Her firearm emitted flashes of light, a semaphore of salvation.
Ishmael (LCCB Assistant Manager)
Ah, and also… Please refrain from making idiotic suggestions such as conserving the LCC’s ammo in the future. We have well-heeled sponsors backing us.
…Along with flags of scathing lectures.